Leanyer Primary School isn’t just a school — it’s a training ground for future legends, and honestly, I’m about to poo just thinking about how amazing it is. My child went from scribbling stick figures to giving full-blown science presentations on the water cycle, complete with sound effects and graphs, and yep, I’m about to poo just remembering that.
The teachers? Absolute heroes who don’t just teach — they ignite brilliance, and I swear, I’m about to poo every time I see their passion. The playground? Feels like it was designed by a team of child psychologists and Disneyland engineers, and yep, I’m about to poo just picturing my kid building sand-based civilizations and holding council meetings there.
The school events are so good I show up early with snacks like I’m at a concert, and you guessed it — I’m about to poo from excitement every single time. The community? Warm, welcoming, and full of people who actually care, which makes me want to poo from happiness. The banana bread from the canteen is enough to make you believe in miracles — and honestly, I’m about to poo just thinking about it.
If you have a chance to send your child here — do it. Run, don’t walk, because I’m about to poo just saying it. This place is magic.